Zigismund Zwitkowski was giving Telstra a bad name
its second and third traches sank without a trace but ...
to 'Dr" Ziggy and the oink-boys that was just another game
But behold and lo, the Yank who took over from ZZZZZZZZ
arrived in our village with two bandidos to make 'the gang of three'
there was no 'Magnificent Seven' to hold them back
uttering wank business words, they set about robbing the money-tree
10,000 employees needed a rest so they made it an enforced one
'Broadband? Sure we'll build you one but only the juicy parts'
they wanted their competitors bobbled, hobbled and nobbled
so, about regulation they whinged and threw corporate darts
For five years they plundered pillaged and (g)raped
(they were a group, the gang of three, weren' they?)
then they flew away in first-class like the first-class thieves they were
to Noo Yoik or where-ever-the-hell they came from in Amerikay
This hubristic hombre was heard on the Beeb the other day
lamenting our naivety, our hedonism, our (gasp) racism
its a pity he didn't remove the mote from his own eye
this paragon, this barbarian, this champion of greedism
Let's turn the page on this obnoxious person
and heed history in appointing foreigners to jobs
there's plenty of Aussies who're just as good hatchet-men
among all our peters, pauls, jims, johns or bobs
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