Saturday, November 22, 2008

DROUGHT PROOF AUSTRALIA

It's a catch-phrase insidiously grabbing our attention
entering the lingo, a mantra for the decade
intoned by the PM and the equally egregious 'meeja'
until it rains.
Truth is ... Oz is waterproof
and we're in this Todd River regatta together
striving for footholds in sand and salt
and talking mightily through our freckles in euphemisms about 'challenges' and 'strategies'.

But together, we can start putting a few holes in that waterproofing
over the long-term and in many ways ... let's count 'em
educate the population about becoming water misers and mini-misers
offer big users of water incentives for more thought and less use
encourage and reward designers, planners and architects with awards ...
for washing machines or dishwashers with a save-cycle
or water-storage systems that recycle run-off into the ocean
it's a legacy worth striving for in this ... the driest continent on the planet

Pusillanimous politicians will postulate, prevaricate, procrastinate and pettifrog
about who pays what and when and where or why
on a positive note though ....
it's never too late for it will rain
Meanwhile, let's not be cargo-cultists
today, we can start to gather the manna that falls tomorrow ..
that will sustain the well from which we all drink
but only if we do it well and wisely

1 comment:

BoguszBlog said...

Hi Bernie, I'm finally making a comment.
Congrats on a fine piece of prose. Agree with all that was said. And I've learned some new words along the way - Pusillanimous - what a find, how long have you been saving that one up for. I love it! The whole alliteration finishing with "pettifrog" was a gem. However Bernie, not wishing to "postulate" to much, and allowing for a margin of error relevant to keyboard dexterity, I'm sure you are aware that the word is spelt "pettifog" not "frog". If Pauline was marking this assignment, I'm sure your A+ mark would be reduced to a minus. Maybe you pressed both buttons, after all R is just above F on the keyboard - so you're excused. However I doubt the board of education would allow it as a protest. Personally I think they are an academic pack of petty frogs.

Cheers from your pedantic pal - FRED